《打妖记》：冥界皇太子【中英文】

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冥界皇太子【中英文】

打妖记

地铁的战争

女人一屁股坐在老人的腿上

作者：心平

夜已深了，按说，这个时候地铁里的人应该比较少了，但是今天晚上却比上班高峰期的人还要多。

列车驶进站，车门一开，人群立即涌进车厢，争先恐后地抢夺座位。

在异常汹涌的人潮中，一位白发苍苍的老爷爷非常幸运地抢到了一个座位，可惜他刚一坐下，一张硕大无比的屁股猛地坐在了老爷爷的骨瘦如柴的腿上。屁股的主人是一个非常强壮的女人——施灵一。施灵一在老爷爷坐下去之前，心里眼里只有那个空位子，她压根儿没有看到周围的竞争者。她没想到一个白发苍苍的老头子会在她之前抢到这个位子。碰到这种事情，一般人都会反射般地站起来，不好意思地向老爷爷赔个笑脸、打个招呼、说声对不起。

但是，出人意料的是，施灵一一屁股坐在老爷爷的腿上上，非但并没有站起来的意思，反而不满地骂道：“老东西，动作比我还快。神经病！有毛病！”

老爷爷怒目圆睁，瞪着施灵一，用上海话责问道：“你骂谁？”

施灵一用上海话高调回复道：“骂的就是你，这么大一把年纪了，不呆在家里躺死(睡觉)，跑出来寻死呀？”

“咦？——妖女，竟敢骂我，我请你吃我的降妖仙人掌!”老爷爷张开手掌，抬起胳膊，向施灵一打去。老爷爷的巴掌长落在施灵一的脸上时，瞬间变成了长满刺的仙人掌，那一根根刺在扎到施灵一脸上后，立即变成了20个新的仙人掌，劈头盖脸地向施灵一打去，20个仙人掌上一共有一千零一根刺，一千零一根刺像钢针一样扎在施灵一的头上脸上，施灵一的脸被扎出了一千零一个小孔，小孔里立即冒出了乌黑的鲜血，从小孔里流出的鲜血，迅速连成了两个血淋淋的大字“妖怪”

车厢里的人看见那两个血淋淋的大字，齐声惊呼道：“妖！”

施灵一从老爷爷的膝盖上一屁股坐在了地上，她哭天抢地地嚷着：：“哎呀呀！——打人啦！打人啦！！老头子用仙人掌打人啦！！！”

周围的人都齐声喊道：“打得好！活该！”

坐在对面的心平，视线被人群挡住，看不到对面发生的战争。但是她通过对面传过来的吵架声，知道对面的人为了抢位子大打出手了。她坐不住了，站起来，朝老爷爷招手：“老先生您过来，坐到这边来。”

老爷爷看到有人给他让座，犹豫了一下，站起来，走了两步，又停住了，他抓着拉环，对心平说：“我不坐。”

心平觉得老爷爷不是不想坐，可能是他不好意思坐人家的位子。还有，之前他碰到一个蛮横无礼的，紧接着又碰到一个尊老敬老的陌生人，前后的反差实在太大了，估计老爷爷一下子没有切换过来。或许，他的思想还停留在之前的战争中。

心平再次诚恳地向老爷爷招招手：“您过来坐吧。”

老爷爷迟疑了一下，但还是站着没动。

心平走过去，把老爷爷拉过来了，让他坐下。

老爷爷这才半推半就地坐了下来，并故意抬高声音说了一声谢谢。估计是说给施灵一听的。

老爷爷坐下之后，心思依然没能从之前的战争中走出来，指着施灵一，愤愤不平地说道：“我今年18岁，他今年88岁。我要让他！”

心平担心老爷爷的话激怒施灵一，跳起来继续和老爷爷大吵大闹。为了息事宁人，她劝老爷爷说：“算了，老人家，不要和她计较。”

老爷爷听了心平的劝说，忧郁了一下，终于必上嘴，不响了。

地铁里的战争到这里应该结束了吧。

可是，谁知道，一波刚平，一波又起，这一波还是轩然大波：

施灵一鸠占雀巢地坐在了老爷爷的位子上，竟然还得意洋洋地翘起了二郎腿。可是，她的二郎腿刚翘起来，边上一个时髦女郎就发出了强烈的反对声：“孽畜，你的脚往哪里伸呀？”

施灵一理直气壮地喊道：“你管我的脚往哪里伸呀！”

“你踢到我的猫了！我当然要管！”时髦女郎大声尖叫着。

“地铁里人都挤不下了！你还弄个畜生来挤？不是找踢吗？”施灵一蛮横无理地说道：“不想让人家碰你的猫，就抱着你的猫去乘轿车！”

时髦女郎勃然大怒，甩出一条胳膊，指着施灵一的鼻子，声嘶力竭地喊道。“你怎么不去乘轿车？！——”施灵一伸出手，企图一巴掌打掉时髦女郎的手。

“孽畜！——休得无礼！”时髦女人怀里的猫突然变成了一只大老虎，猛地扑向施灵一，举起虎掌，对准她脸，狠狠打了两巴掌，然后狠狠地瞪着她，说：“老虎不发威，你当我Hello Kitty啊？你知道我的主人是谁吗？她是冥界的皇后。”

施灵一吓得魂飞魄散，浑身哆嗦。

时髦女郎上前做了一个“停”的手势。

老虎顺从地松开施灵一，乖乖地趴下来，俯首听命。

时髦女郎骑在老虎背上，指着施灵一的鼻子骂道：“你为了一张屁股，脸都不要了！”

车箱里的群众一阵轰笑：“哈哈，是呀，为了一张屁股，脸都不要了！”

正在这时，列车驶进了冥界。施灵一惊呼一声：“哎呀，我乘过头了！”连忙从座位上站起来，向门口跑去。这时，老爷爷打了一个喷嚏，喷嚏打在施灵一身上。施灵一一个跟头绊了一跤。当他从地上爬起来时，他变成了猪头人身的半兽人。

老爷爷转眼变成了一个美少年。

施灵一看见年轻英俊的少年，立即犯花痴了，口水流了一地，想要扑上前去拥抱美少年。

可就在这时，美少年的手里又飞出两个仙人掌，左右开攻，两巴掌打在施灵一的猪鼻子上。仙人掌上的刺把她的鼻子扎流血了，乌黑的鲜血在她的猪鼻子上写了四个字个字：“老不要脸”

更神奇的是，那四个字像熔岩一样灼烫，而且还会发声骂道人：“老不要脸，在皇太子面前，休得无礼！”

施灵一被仙人掌打得她连连后退，被那“老不要脸”四个字烧灼地脸皮都冒烟了，烧焦了。她痛得嗷嗷大叫。

但是即使在这样的情况下，它依然七个不自禁地说：“哦，原来你是皇太子啊，你真帅啊！”

冥后怒喝道：“像你这种奇丑无比的怪物，不配和我的儿子说话。”

老虎朝施灵一翻了一个白眼，然后呕吐了出来，呕吐物全都喷到了施灵一的身上。

施灵一狼狈不堪。

冥后摸摸老虎说：“咋啦？哪里不舒服。”

老虎指着施灵一说：“我看到这个不要脸的女妖怪就恶心，实在忍不住，吐了。”

“听到了吗？连本宫的坐骑都看到你恶心。”骑在老虎背上的时髦女郎转瞬变成了妖艳无比的冥后。

冥后说：“你为了一张屁股，脸都不要。所以，太子要把你变成猪头人身的妖怪，然后请你在地狱里，好好修行。”

冥界皇太子说：“她这样去冥界，我怕连鬼都嫌她脏，让我把你身上的呕吐物变成一团大火，把你身上的脏东西烧个干净，然后再带你去地狱。”

皇太子说完，吐出一股火焰，喷向施灵一。施灵一瞬间被点燃了，她挣扎着、嚎叫着。

冥界皇太子走到心平面前，说：“车厢里那么多人，只有你一个人给我让座了。为了报答你，我要让你享尽人间的荣华富贵，并能满足你一切合理的要求。其他人都得给我下地狱。”

众人惊恐不已。

冥界的皇太子说罢，长袖一挥，车厢里除了心平，其他人都变成了僵尸。

Play monster remember

The war on the subway

The woman sat down on the old man's lap

Author: xinping

The night is dark， and it should be said that there should be fewer people in the subway at this time， but there are more people in the evening than at rush hour.

The train pulled into the station， the door opened， and the crowd rushed into the car， scrambling for the seat.

In abnormal surging crowds， a white-haired old man is very lucky to grabbed a seat， it's a pity that he had no sooner sat down， suddenly a giant ass sat the old man's skinny legs. The owner of the buttocks is a very strong woman -- shi ling 1. When she sat down with her grandfather， she saw only that empty seat in her heart， and she did not see any of her competitors. She had no idea that a white-haired old man would take the place before her. When meeting this kind of thing， the average person will be reflected to stand up， embarrassed ground to pay a smile to old grandpa， say hello， say sorry.

But， unexpectedly， shi ling sat down on the old man's legs， and instead of standing up， he complained bitterly，“old things， faster than I am. Mental derangement! Something is wrong!

The old man glared and glared at him， and asked in Shanghai，“who are you calling?“

Shi ling replied in a high profile in Shanghai:“you are the one who scolded me， so I am too old to stay at home and die (sleep) and run out to die?“

“Yi?“-- the demon girl， how dare to scold me， I invite you to eat my health of the monster cactus!“ The old man opened his hand， raised his arm， and gave him a dozen. Grandpa slap on ShiLing a long face， instantly became full of thorn cactus， the sting of a root after tied to the ShiLing face， immediately turned into 20 new cactus， swept over to ShiLing a， a total of one thousand and one on a cactus thorn， 20 one thousand and one like steel needle thorn ShiLing one's head in the face， ShiLing one's face is out of the one thousand and one holes， holes up immediately in the black blood， flow of blood from the small hole， quickly turned into two bloody big word “devil“

The people in the carriage saw the two bloody words， and exclaimed，“demon!“

Shingling sat down on the floor from the old man's knee and cried，“ah!- hit people! Hit people!! The old man USES cactus to hit people!!!“

All around them shouted，“well done! What a suck!“

Sit opposite the heart， the line of sight is blocked by the crowd， can not see the war that happened opposite. But she passed through the quarrel， knowing that the opposite person was fighting for a seat. She couldn't sit still， stood up， and waved to grandpa:“come here， old man， and sit this way.“

The old man saw someone give him a seat， hesitated， stood up， walked two steps， and stopped again. He held the ring and said to his heart，“I will not sit.“

Xinping thought that the old man didn't want to sit down， maybe he was embarrassed to take a seat. And then he came across a stranger who was so rude and rude that he ran into a stranger who was old and respected， and the contrast was so great that the old grandfather had not been able to switch. Perhaps his mind was still in the war.

“You come and sit down.“

The grandfather hesitated， but still stood still.

Xinping walked over and pulled the old man over and sat him down.

The old man sat down half-way， and deliberately raised his voice to say thank you. It's supposed to be a good thing to say to shi ling.

As he sat down， his mind still failed to come out of the previous war， pointing to schling， saying，“I am eighteen years old and he is 88 years old. I will let him!“

Xinping worried about the old man's words and angered him. He jumped up and started to make a scene with his grandfather. In order to avoid trouble， she urged the old man to say，“forget it， don't care about it.“

The old grandpa listened to the heart flat persuade， melancholy， finally must have a mouth， does not ring.

The war in the subway should end here.

But， who knows， a wave of just plain， a wave or a wave， this wave or shockwaves:

He took the seat of the old man in the seat of the old man， and he even turned up his legs proudly. But her legs were just curled up， and a fashionable girl on the edge made a strong objection:“where are your feet， the workers of iniquity?“

“You can tell me where my feet are!“ he shouted.

“You kicked my cat! Of course I do! The fashionable girl screamed loudly.

“There's no room for people in the subway! You got a beast to squeeze? Isn't it looking for a kick?““Don't want to let someone touch your cat and take your cat to the car!“ he said unreasonably.

The fashionable girl flew into a rage， and flung out an arm， pointing at her nose and Shouting at the top of her lungs.“Why don't you go by car?!“When she reached out her hand， she attempted to slap off the fashionable girl's hand.

“Nie livestock! Don't be rude! Fashionable lady cat suddenly turned into a big tiger， suddenly pouncing on a ShiLing， raise tiger palm， on her face， severely beat two slap， and then ruthlessly stare at her， said:“tiger outbursts， you when my Hello Kitty? Do you know who my master is? She is the queen of the underworld.

The ghost shivered with fright.

The fashion girl made a stop sign.

The tiger obediently released the spirit， and obediently fell down， and bowed to his fate.

The fashionable girl on the back of the tiger， pointing to shi ling a nose scold way:“you for a bottom， face don't!“

The crowd in the trunk roared with laughter:“ha ha， yes， for a buttock， face not!“

Just then， the train pulled into the underworld.“Oh， I overrode it!“ she exclaimed. He got up from his seat and ran to the door. Then the old man sneezed and sneezed on shingling. Schling stumbled and stumbled. When he got up from the ground， he became a pig's head man.

The old man turned into a beautiful boy.

When shiling saw the young and handsome young man， he immediately made a sudden change of his mind， and the water flowed to the ground. He wanted to jump up and hug the young man.

But just then， the young man's hands flew two cactus， left and right， and slapped on the snout of schling. The thorn in the cactus pierced her nose， and the black blood wrote four words on her pig's nose:“old shameless“

Even more miraculously， the four words were burning like lava， and they would say，“you are always rude to the crown prince.

Shi ling was beaten by the cactus， and she was scorched by the four words “old shameless“ and burned. She screamed with pain.

But even under such circumstances， it still said，“oh， you are the crown prince， you are so handsome!“

“A strange， ugly creature， like you， who is not worthy to speak to my son.“

The tiger turned a white eye and vomited， and all the vomit came to him.

He was in a terrible mess.

Then he felt the tiger and said，“what's wrong? What's wrong with you?“

The tiger pointed to shi ling:“I saw this female genie to be disgusting， I can't help it， I threw up.“

“Did you hear that? Even my mounts see you sick.“ The fashionable girl on the back of the tiger turned into a black ghost.

“You don't want a face，“ he said. So， the prince is going to turn you into a monster of pig's head， and then you can go to hell and practice.“

Association with the crown prince said:“the way she to the underworld， I am afraid that even the ghost too dirty， she let me make you vomit a mass of fire， you dirty things clean burning， and then take you to hell.“

The crown prince said that， spitting out a flame， spraying into the spirit. The spirit was lit， and she struggled and howled.

The prince of the underworld came to xinping and said，“there are so many people in the carriage. You alone give me your seat. In order to repay you， I want you to enjoy all the riches and riches of the world， and to meet all your reasonable demands. Everyone else has to go to hell for me.“

The crowd was terrified.

The prince of the underworld said， with a wave of long sleeves， except for the xinping， everyone else turned to zombies.

《打妖记》已经做成有声读物

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感谢您一路以来对我的大力支持！

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Thank you for your great support along the way!

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